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This is just the first time it's been on a shirt. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou are a Mountain Troll if you:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Have hissed at a tourist\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Consider a shower \"optional\" for 3-5 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Have trail mix in their hair that's been there for days\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*You have dug a hole and used it and covered it back up and felt more honest in that moment than you have in any meeting, any conversation, any normal human interaction in recent memory\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Never washed your sleep bag. Like, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Wonder why you ever come back from the mountains.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAbout the shirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eUnisex. Fits the way something fits when it has given up caring what you think about it. Comfortable enough that  you'll wear it constantly. Durable enough to survive what you put it through. Soft enough that even your destroyed, trail-calloused, deeply unsentimental hands will admit that yes, okay, this is nice. This is a nice shirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThe text is simple. MOUNTAIN TROLL. Two words. No explanation. No hashtag. No little mountain graphic. No compass. No coordinates of somewhere meaningful to you typed underneath in a tiny font. Nothing cute. Nothing decorative. Just the truth, in block letters, across your chest, stated plainly, for anyone who gets close enough to read it, which you would prefer they didn't but you understand some people haven't learned yet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSizing:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Whatever fits. You've carried weight over terrain that would break most people. You know your body. You know what it can do. You know it has done things. Trust it. Order the size that lets you move the way you need to move. You know what that means. You've needed to move fast before. 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This shirt is going to be part of the story.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Mountain trolls don't return things. Mountain trolls commit. You committed to a route once in conditions that made your emergency contact cry a little when you told them about it later. You can commit to a shirt. You already know this is your shirt. You knew when you read the title. The only decision left is the size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis classic unisex short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 1rem; padding: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: var(--text-primary);\"\u003eMade with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 1rem; padding: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: var(--text-primary);\"\u003eThe retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. 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